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This site is under construction for over 10 years ...


... and of course have no idea when it will be finished :)

So maybe quick joke during waiting...


A politician, a thief, and an IBM employee died and went straight to Hell.

The politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?" The Devil answered "Five million dollars." The politician wrote him a check and went to sit back on her chair.

The thief was so jealous, he started screaming: "My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too." He called and talked for about 2 minutes. He then asked, "Well. Devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?" The Devil replied, "Ten million dollars." With a smug look on his face, he wrote out a check.

The IBMer was even more jealous and exclaimed, "I want to call my manager, team members, and partners." He called the IBMers and talked for twenty hours about his customers, new accounts, new services recently introduced, latest gossip, etc. He talked and talked and talked. Then, he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I need to pay for the calls?" The Devil replied, "Twenty dollars." The IBMer was stunned and asked, "Why do I only need to pay twenty dollars?" The Devil explained, "Calling from Hell to Hell is considered a local call."


And maybe another one ...

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife:
- "Notice anything different about me ?"
Margaret looked him over.
- "Nope." She said.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time:
- "Notice anything different NOW ?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan.
- "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET ?!?!?"
- "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
- "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied:
- "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat..."



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